Top Weekly Shower Thoughts: Coronavirus Edition

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Mar 13, 2020 2:30 PM EDT

Here are this week's top shower thoughts, but with a twist. Welcome to the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe all about Coronavirus. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the Corvid-19 epidemic and everything related to it. Prepare to have your mind blown! 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are. And check out some more shower thoughts to keep your brain up and running.

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  • 01
    Text - Posted by u/Meathamski 6 days ago We need a mandatory news show that debunks all the lies of the day more than we need actual news 933 25 32
    via u/Meathamski
  • 02
    Text - Posted by u/purple-parrots 3 days ago Placing hand sanitizers in elevators would probably increase there usage simply because people have nothing else to do.
    via u/purple-parrots
  • 03
    Text - Posted by u/Reslux 10 hours ago So many people kept joking that we needed a new plague, now we have it and nobody wants it
    via u/Reslux
  • 04
    Text - Posted by u/Tiddywhorse 4 days ago If everyone self quarantines for a few weeks there's probably gonna be a bit of a baby boom come Christmas.
    via u/Tiddywhorse
  • 05
    Text - Posted by u/robhearne 6 days ago If every country adopted pull doors on the way into restrooms and push doors on the way out we would reduce the spread of illnesses contracted by contact
    via u/robhearne
  • 06
    Text - Posted by u/joelscott13 1 day ago All the stores selling out of hand sanitizer and cleaning supplies just proves how poor the general public's hygiene typically is....
    via u/joelscott13
  • 07
    Text - Posted by u/ladypuffsalot 3 days ago Toilet paper is sold out everywhere due to assholes... both figuratively and literally
    via u/ladypuffsalot
  • 08
    Text - Posted by u/sleezysaul 16 hours ago People who are irrationally buying tons of toilet paper are causing rational people to go out and buy toilet paper in fear of not being able to when they legitimately need it, which just furthers the issue of there not being enough supply.
    via u/sleezysaul
  • 09
    Text - Posted by u/KappaDoglike 2 hours ago 3 We are currently in that annoying stage of Plague Inc. where there is a pop-up every 10 seconds saying a country has shut their borders or is quarantining the infected.
    via u/KappaDoglike
  • 10
    Text - Posted by u/darwinhercules 5 days ago The top of the hand sanitizer pump must have the 0.01% of germs
    via u/darwinhercules
  • 11
    Text - Posted by u/psych_guy80 7 hours ago People have probably never been so happy to find out they have the (regular) flu.
    via u/psych_guy80
  • 12
    Text - Posted by u/Bleach_Drinker69420 1 day ago For the first time in recent history, a cruise ship is more dangerous than a cruise missile.
    via u/Bleach_Drinker69420
  • 13
    Text - Posted by u/Egoash 13 hours ago Fear based Toilet Paper Buying is a Prisoner's Dilemma. If you and your neighbors only buy as much as usual, everyone has enough toilet paper. If your neighbor buys in excess, you get no toilet paper. If you buy in excess, your neighbor gets no toilet paper.
    via u/Egoash
  • 14
    Text - Posted by u/jfi224 19 hours ago At first you'd think this is a germaphobe's nightmare, but really it's their dream come true because everyone is acting like them now.
    via u/jfi224
  • 15
    Text - Posted by u/Message_10 10 hours ago Bidet owners must be feeling pretty smug right about now
    via u/Message_10

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